capsjock:

bicorn:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

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gryphonspiel:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

ghoulgoon
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i passed my driving test today and for real driving on your own is literally the best thing its so chill and you can scream your own music and call bad drivers dickheads its so great

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souvenirsandlostluggage:

Cassetteboy - Cameron’s Conference Rap

I’m hardcore and I know the score
And I am disgusted by the poor
And my chums matter more
Because we are the law
And I’ve made sure
We’re ready for class war…

It is a social disaster
That makes our hearts beat faster
Now, I am you master
The last thing this country needs is
Us, the Conservatives
Worse than the alternative
We don’t care 
if you’re driven to despair
Don’t you dare say 
It’s not fair
I’m not saying it’s not funny
It is for me, I’ve got loads of money

wizardsquad:

PERFECTION

vetisx:

axemurderercreighton:

kbearart:

totally-not-luke:

kbearart:

ophibell:

kbearart:

totally-not-luke:

Your flesh will decay

Your mind will fade

But you will never die

Wait did this trailer really shoe the Bearer of the Curse battling several Creightons?

Attack of the Croutons

Is that what a herd of Creightons is called?

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Yes

Is a large grouping of Croutons known as a salad?

Yes. A crouton salad, to be exact.

U WOT? 

((Pate, you should start running now))

This must be old as shit because faraam knight doesn’t even have his furry shoulders.

squided:

She is straight up defying physics at age 2 what the fuck am I doing with my life

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

martininamerica:

brick-the-lucario:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

THIS IS JUST A CAT MEOWING! HOW DOES IT HAVE OVER 50K NOTES?!

Don’t underestimate the power of my cat.

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🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🚗🚗🚗🚗😁😁😁😁

euph0ricr3ality:

perfection

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.