piddlebucket:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

565

We are all one, with one mind, one purpose and one act. Our enemies shall be eaten by squirrels. 

We shall bow down and worship to ourselves. 

We shall prevail!

yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

bewbin:

bewbin:

using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting 

follow if u agree 

twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

thewhitecanvasofmymind:

ydnewwhite:

subbysal:

please lord help m e

please lord help my cat

BOTH OF MY CATS JUST BURST INTO MY ROOM IN SEARCH OF THE HIDDEN NEW KITTIES

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.